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Posted On Thursday, January 5th, 2012 By admin
When a film begins with a caesarean performed on the battlefield, with a rusty dagger, you have two choices: leave, or strap in and revel in the gore. Those who choose the latter will be rewarded tenfold by Conan The Barbarian’s endless geysers of blood. Because if there’s one thing you need to know about this reboot, it’s that human beings in Cimmeria are full of the stuff; with the slightest prick they explode into great fountains of gore, as though their innards consist solely of blood. They’re like fur-wearing Ribena Berries! Indeed, the hysterical level of operatic violence dished out in Conan is, oddly enough, one of its charms. Harking back to the bad old days of hack-chop action romps starring good-natured dunderheads like “Rowdy” Roddy Piper and, yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger, this Conan is a big, messy stew of gore, hilarious dialogue (some intentionally so), boobs, innovative use of fur fashions, and nonsense mythology. Is it good? Not particularly – but in its own deranged way, Conan is sort of exhilarating. It fun to take holiday from brain sometime. The film opens with a handy 101 guide to Hyboria, narrated by Morgan Freeman, that involves a bunch of magical Continue Reading
